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Storck, The Rouge Garden Gnome
Written by: The Gnome Keeper |
Distributed: 2004-12-14 |
It started innocently enough. I was shuffling aimlessly through
Marc’s garden center, surrounded by baby tomato plants and the
occasional faint whiff of bagged manure. Off in the corner,
looking ignored and abandoned, was a very lifelike statue of a
garden gnome. The sad, dust filled eyes attracted me...
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