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  • Ten Things Harry Potter Has Over Hillary Rodham-Clinton
    Copyright 2003, Bill Platt

    Fox News asked the more important question of the day. They 
    asked what Harry Potter has over Hillary Rodham-Clinton in 
    the draw at bookstores in America.
    My wife and I contemplated this question, and this is what we 
    came up with:
     1. The Harry Potter books are fiction and are on the fiction 
        shelf at the bookstore. Hillary's book is fiction but is 
        on the non-fiction shelf at the bookstore.
     2. Harry is interesting. Hillary is not.
     3. Millions of people love Harry. Millions of people do not 
        love Hillary.
     4. Harry is a wizard. Hillary is a witch.
     5. Harry is all of that. Hillary just thinks she is.
     6. Harry has a wand. Hillary has Bill.
     7. England is proud to call Harry their own. Arkansas is glad 
        Hillary is in New York.
     8. Everyday Americans want Harry to stay in America. Everyday 
        Americans would be glad if Hillary left America.
     9. With Harry's book, you anticipate every word until the end. 
        With Hillary's book, you just pray that it will end.
    10. All of the demons in Harry's world are fictitious. 

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    This article was originally written: June, 2003

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