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Shopping
Copyright (c) 2007-2012 Joyce C. Lock
When shopping for summer attire, this year, you will discover only three options available: 1. slinky. 2. bare all. 3. AC required. And to think, this was the summer hubby finally said, "Honey, go shopping and buy whatever you want." He must have already been there.
Notice to Designers: You iron it, you wear it, and you sweat in it.
Advise for the Clothing Industry: Just say, "No!"
The following lists a few of this season's bloopers. Consider it my way of saying, "What were you thinking!?"
~*~
Have you ever noticed, in the store, all the blouses, by galore; with nothing for your seat but to show your chunky cheeks?
Maybe you've checked out bottoms, with pockets and a lot of 'em. You might be looking sly, if only you were a guy.
Then, there's those on the rear; wide flaps that none can steer. They sure look good to you, but broaden everyone's view.
Better save Capri's for the tall. Otherwise, you have no leg left at all. To choose the full length view, a sweaty summer awaits you.
Though, my biggest complaint is that slinky little date whose clothes she poured right in. Hey, you! Wipe that silly grin.
I suppose it should be funny that stores don't want my money. However, it's a lot more fun jeering at those who didn't run.
But, whatever you're selling today, in the mall or in the mini, I'll take one of those ~ when I get size 'skinny'.
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Joyce C. Lock is a published author, poet, columnist, and Senior Writer for the Storytime Tapestry Newsletter. Her latest adventures include her new website Glimpses of God http://iam.homewithGod.com/glimpsesofgod/ unveiling mysteries via scriptural methods of Bible study. Joyce's writings encourage us in our relationship with God and each other. This article distribution was sponsored by: http://www.stewartconsultants.com/index.html
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If you are like me you may not care to consider Wikipedia's
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Have you ever found yourself in a position where, if you just
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town where no one would notice you visiting the local bar. Or,
you're on vacation, at the beach, where church members will
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One Day at A Time
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Word Count: 140 |
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If just for today, Lord, I'll keep my eyes and heart in tune to
Your ever-loving presence. I'll walk with You, talk with you,
and glean upon Your every word; be ready to go, ready to stay,
and bask in the fullness of Your day.
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