Dear Friend,
Banish the thought.
If you're expecting headlines from Jay's 100 Greatest Headlines
Ever Written or Carl’s 2001 Greatest Headlines Ever Written,
you're going to be disappointed.
Both those volumes are good and I recommend you to get a copy
of them, but these headlines are different. These headlines are
mine.
This is my OWN private collection of headlines. They're my
"muse," my source of ideas and inspiration. Some you may have
read before. Many you’ll find nowhere else.
You see, over the years, I’ve studied literally thousands of
pieces of mail looking for those “gems” of sales copy that I
could use in my own projects like websites, display ads and
sales letters.
I look at everything: the good, the bad, the unstoppable. I
categorize the efforts from “best” to “worst” and whenever I
get a sales letter that really knocks my socks off, I put it
into my “golden” file cabinet.
If I had to name just ONE invaluable "tool" that has helped me
creating sales messages and pulling in millions of dollars,
it’s this file cabinet. It’s truly solid gold!
I even had a marketing buddy offer me $2,000 right on the spot
just to dig through (treasure-hunt) my file cabinet.
And that was pretty damn smart of him... because he knew there
was a fortune in the information - including countless little
'tidbits', examples of unusual strategies, winning sales
letters, and stuff I pretty much kept to myself.
I hope you'll see the value of this collection too and
capitalize on its potential for yourself.
My Personal Collection of 77 “Dragon-Slayer” Headlines will
Breathe Fire into Your Copy, Grab People’s Eyeballs and Drive
Them Straight into the Open Arms of Your Sales Pitch . . .
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Martial Arts, Bodybuilding & Health
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1. Jerry Peterson, The One And Only Creator Of The Official U.S.
Navy SEAL Combat System, Shows You How To Defeat Any Fighting
Technique On Earth! Compare This ‘Scientific System With Other
‘Wanna-Be’ Programs And You’ll Instantly See Why It’s Required
SEAL Training!
2. Secrets of Invisible Kicks! How To Easily Drop Expert
Fighters, with Treacherous Kicks They Don’t See!
3. Carjacked... Beaten... Assaulted... WORSE! She’s your
girlfriend. Your wife. Your daughter. Your sister, your mother,
or your best friend. She’s a woman in danger... And Her Safely
Is YOUR Responsibility As A Man! How do you explain to her you
just never had the time to learn how to fight?
4. Do not let this happen to YOU!!! You mustn’t get caught –
“Naked, Stripped Of All That I Had! Totally Vulnerable
Everything Was Hanging Out” I had over 300 street-fights in 20
years. After seeing 15 minutes of his Lethal System I realized
how stupid I was in the past and how close I am to death. I
felt naked!
5. Vicious Russian “Top Secret” Spec Op Military Fighting System
Finally Revealed By Defiant “Underdog” U.S Businessman!
6. Secret New Fighting System Will Make Even A Black Belt Karate
Expert Putty In Your Hands! And the amazing thing is, you can
learn it in one day!
7. Can You Hit a Man 13 Times in Once Second, Or... “Are You a
Karate Dinosaur?”... Have you been left behind? Is your
instructor a mouth piece of all those dinosaurs who don’t believe
in “Invisible” Strikes, 13 or more hits in one second, and
teaches that “Real” Poison Hands are an impossibility?
8. If You BLOCK In A Fight... You’re Training In The “Ultimate
Lie,” Find Out How Over 30,000 Fighters Found The “Ultimate
Truth”!!!
9. Take All Your Complicated Oriental Martial Arts Systems And
Throw Them Out The Window... They’re All Hopelessly Obsolete!
Amazing “New” (Re-Discovered) Fighting System Used By The
Gladiators In Ancient Rome Is Super-Easy To Learn And MEGA-Easy
To Use – And It Kicks Butt On Every Other Martial Art Ever
Created. It Even Beats Bruce Lee’s Jeet Kune Do!
10. World Famous Street-Fighter Will Give You a FREE GUN... Just
To Prove He Can Take It Away From You Bare-Handed As Easy As
Candy From A Baby!
11. Canadian Sports Doctor Reveals Amazing Diet Secret That
Replaces Steroids And Forces Your Body To Melt Fat Like Butter
In A Microwave! Are you finally ready to turn your body into a
tight, lean and almost frighteningly-powerful muscle-stoking
machine that makes “juice-heads” faint with envy... plus have an
endless surge of natural energy 3 times the level you have now?
This important message will change your life forever!
12. I’ve Got To Get This Off My Chest Before I Explode! Why
Almost Everyone Is Wrong In The Way They Build Muscle Mass,
Strength, And Power!
13. He’s easily won over 600 brutal street fights! Veteran
Street-fighter Agrees To Give You A FREE $ 39 VIDEO Revealing
His Most Powerful (And Surprisingly Simple) Down-and-Dirty
Fight-Ending “Tricks” Just To Prove That A Well-Trained Citizen
(Armed Only With This Incredible Knowledge) Can Still Safely
Walk In Public!
14. Any martial arts or military gurus want to make the same
offer? Get My FREE Report On Lethal Fighting – And I Guarantee
For The Rest Of Your Life You won’t Lose Using My System. And I
Put It In Writing!
15. How To Win Every Fight And Never Feel Fear... I Guarantee To
Show You... How To Expose ‘The Biggest Lie Of Fighting’ Plus! How
To Eradicate The Paralyzing Emotion Of Fear Forever! Reap The
Benefits Of Scientific Research In Just Hours, Not Years And Be
UNDEFEATABLE Every Aspect Of Life!
16. Every fight is Bam-BAM and you’re done! “All Your Fancy
Fighting Skills Won’t Earn You An Extra Second Against This
Devastating New Natural Street-fighting System!”
17. “Give Me 2 Days, and I Can Turn You Into A Fully Competent
Streetfighter – With The Same System I Teach the Navy SEALS!”
18. Finally... Hollywood Teaches You The REAL Fight Secrets
That’ll Quickly Make You Look... Feel... and Fight Exactly Like
The Most Respected and Dangerous Men On Earth... Without All
The “Tinsel-Town” Bull!
19. “Stop Wasting Time Learning New Skills... And Learn To
Supercharge The Skills You Have NOW To Kick Anyone’s Ass Who
Dares Go Against You!”
20. Frank Cucci’s Advanced Combat Course A Sobering Message to
Every Man Who Secretly Feels (Deep Down) That He Might Not Have
Everything It Takes To Survive And Win A Deadly Attack On His
Life Or His Loved Ones – And Doesn’t Want To Take That Chance!
21. WARNING! If you’re skinny, don’t even think about following
any “Body Building Experts” Advice Until You Read This... “Why
Almost Everyone Is Dead Wrong About Gaining Weight... Including
How Skinny Guys Can Get Ripped In Just 1 Month Spending NO MORE
THAN 3 Hours Per Week At The Gym!”
22. Discover My “Paint-My-Numbers” System For Taking Skinny Guys
Who Can’t Gain Muscle Weight, And Turning Them Into Monster
Muscle Men GUARANTEED!
23. “Introducing The Amazing New Workout Program That’s The
Laziest Way To Get In Shape – Works Almost Any Place, Anytime,
Anywhere... Even While Watching TV!”
24. Outlaw Bodybuilder Thumbs Nose At Weight-Loss “Experts” Who
Earn Fortunes On The Sweat And Dreams Of Young Men & Women, and
Finally Reveals The Simple Proven Science of Fat Loss No One
Else Will Tell You About...
25. “The Most Comprehensive Speed Enhancement Resource Ever
Created to Build Blazing Fast Athletes – IN ONLY 30 DAYS!”
26. Former star of Dynasty reveals... How A New Discovery From
Asia Seems To Burn Off Body Fat For Almost Everybody Who Tries
It!
27. How To Live To Be 110... And... Still Remember Where You Left
Your Car Keys!
28. How To Stop, Reverse, And Prevent Heart Disease Now And
Forever!
29. How To Lower High Blood Pressure In 14-Days Or Less...
Without Dangerous Drugs!
30. Free Book By Top TV And Movie Star Reveals... The Amazing
Secrets Of The “The Hollywood Emergency Diet”!
31. Free Video By Donna Mills Reveals Little-Known Secrets All
Women Can Use To Look Up To 15-Years Younger Than Their Actual
Age!
32. “How To Get Rid Of Serious Back Pain... Almost Immediately
Even If... Everything Else You Have Tried Has Failed!
33. Woman Doctor’s Discovery – A woman who looks 15 years younger
reveals her formula for looking younger and losing weight.
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Golf
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34. “C’mon! It Can’t Be THIS EASY To Add 50+ Laser-Accurate Yards
To Your Tee Shot (And Break Your Buddies Hearts On Every Single
Drive)... Can It?”
35. Who Else Wants To Quit Slicing Forever, While Adding 40
Yards To Your Drives And Hitting The Middle Of The Fairway...With
Every Tee Shot From Here On Out!
36. Simple 2-Step Secret Instantly Slashes 10-to-20 Strokes Off
Your Very Next Round Of Golf... Legally... And Without Even
Trying!
37. How Does An Out-Of-Shape 55 Year-Old Golfer, Crippled By
Arthritis & 41 Lbs. Overweight, Still Consistently Humiliate PGA
Pros In Head-To-Head Matches By Hitting Every Tee Shot Further
And Straighter Down The Fairway?
38. The All Snickered At The Nearly “Crippled”, Overweight
Golfer As He Hobbled Up to the Tee Box... Until He Promptly
Blasted a Perfect 275-Yard Drive Straight Down the Fairway!
39. The Lazy Golfer’s Guide To Saving Par... Even If You Screw up
On Every Drive!
40. How A Skinny Little Golf Genius From California Accidentally
Started Hitting 425-Yard Tee Shots!
41. “I Will Teach You The Ignored Secret Skills Of
Professional-Level Golf That Will Guarantee you Lower Scores...
And... I’ll Prove It To You FREE”
42. “Embarrassingly Simple Secret Instantly Unleashes The
Explosive Power Hidden In Your Tee Shots... Without Adding A
SINGLE Thing To Your Swing!”
43. Amazing New Golf Swing Discovery Instantly Cures Every
Problem In Your Swing and Loads You Up With SO MUCH POWER,
You’ll Hit the Longest, Strongest, Straightest Shots of Your
Entire Life Every Time
44. Death Scare Forces World Famous Golf Pro To Reveal Amazing
“Short Game” Breakthroughs The Industry “Fat Cats” Have
Deliberately Kept Secret!
45. Here’s How To Get Your Copy Of That Amazing $ 5,000 “Advanced
Secrets Of Pro Golf” 14-Lesson Video... For Less Than You’d Pay For
2 Rounds At Your Local Course!
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Business & Investing
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46. “REVEALED: The Amazing Secrets Of One Of Australia’s Hottest
Futures & Option Traders... Right In Front Of Your Eyes In A
Trading Workshop That Comes With A Complete Money Back
Guarantee!”
47. “Who Else Wants To Build A Million Dollar Practice Without
Cold-Calling, Without Pushy Sales Techniques & Without Begging
People To Do Business With You!”
48. What If You Could Lock An Internet Guru In A Room... Aim A
Gun At His Family... And Demand That He Reveals His Most Closely
Guarded Shortcuts To Making Fast Cash On The Internet?”
49. Discover The Amazing Secrets of a 31-Year-Old Mystery Man
Who Finally Revealed The Exact Formula For Online Profits Anyone
Can Duplicate. How to Set up a Site Quickly... How to Drive Laser
Targeted Traffic to it... And Then... How to Milk It For All It’s
Worth!”
50. The Amazing Money-Making Secret Of A Desperate Nerd From
Ohio
51. How To Use The Secrets of “Killer” Advertising To Get More
New Customers Than Your Business Can Handle
52. Free Book Reveals How You Can Predict With Almost Pinpoint
Accuracy When The Price Of Lumber Is Going To Turn Around And
Start Going Up... Or... Turn Around And Start Going Down!
53. World’s Greatest Copywriter Now Giving Away Free Copies Of
The Most Amazing Direct Mail Secret Ever Revealed!
54. How To Make People Line Up And Beg You To Take Their Money!
55. Why Does This Man Have One Of The Most Dazzling Records On
Wall Street? Mysterious Arizona “Human Computer” Humiliates Wall
Street “Experts” For 21st Consecutive year!
56. How You Can Profit From the Coming Stock Market Crash and
Financial Bloodbath That Is Going to Be Caused By Cash-Rich Drug
Dealers and Other Criminal Scum!
57. Only Way Left for Little Guy to Get Rich! Here is the
uncensored message my wife asked me not to write
58. How to Form Your Own Corporation Without a Lawyer for
Under $ 50
59. Protect Your Corporation’s Tax Shelter Status Without A
Lawyer
60. What Will You Do When Your Personal Assets Are Seized to
Satisfy A Judgment Against Corporation?
61. How to Self-Publish Your Own Book and Make it a Best-seller
62. Why Some Consultants Earn $ 100,000 to $ 250,000 Per Year
While Most Struggle Just to Get By
63. How to Get Rich by Learning These Jealously Guarded Secrets
of Direct Marketing Success... He’s made as much $ 500,000.00 in
a single month and $ 3.5 million in a single year.
64. “I’m Going To Show You – STEP-BY-STEP – How To Make An Extra
$ 5,000 – To $ 10,000 A Month Investing In Commercial Real Estate
On The Way To Creating Your First $ 1 Million Within 12 To 24
Months”
65. “How to Make Serious Money From Your Home The Easy Way...
The Investment Secret Everybody Should Know That The Extremely
Wealthy Pray You Don’t Find Out – 16% to 50% Returns Guaranteed
By Law!
66. How An Unconventional ‘Fool’ Stunt, That Anyone Could Have
Easily Pulled Off, Built Me A Highly Targeted Ezine List Of Over
2,037 People In Under 10 Days, That I Almost Instantly Profited
From Like Crazy, And Will Continue To Make Money From ‘Forever..”
67. “Incredible! Your Chance to SPY On An Internet Madman and
Discover How He Consistently Churns Out Six Figures Incomes Like
An ATM Machine Spits Out Cash!”
68. “How Did This Smirky, Tubby Nerd From Melbourne, Australia
Humiliate a Room Full of Internet Millionaires While They
Greedily Clung To His Every Word?”
69. How This California Market Strategist Used a Nobel-Prize
Winning Formula To Uncover a SECRET PROFIT ADVANTAGE
70. How To Get Your Fair Share Of the Billions Of Internet
Dollars That’s Waiting For YOU Right Now!
71. How to Get One Million Dollars Worth of FREE Advertising On
The World-Wide Internet... Even If You Don’t Have A Computer!
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“Unusual” Market
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72. Miami Beach Lesbian Creates New Product That Makes All Women
Almost Instantly Crazy To Have Sex With Males... Or... Females!
73. New Book Reveals How To Have “Killer Sex” At Any Age...
Even If... You Don’t Deserve It!
74. Amazing Product That Makes Almost Certain You Have The Best
Sex Humanly Possible!
75. Have you ever wondered why some guys have all the luck when
it comes to attracting women? Then listen up... Now YOU Can
Attract More Beautiful HOT Sexy Women Than You Can Possibly
Handle!
76. How To Seduce The Woman Of Your Dreams And Make Her Yours
Forever!
77. Hot New Book Reveals... The Astonishing Sex Secrets Of The
Most Satisfied... Most Knowledgeable... And Most Respected
Lovers In The World!
78. What Women Secretly Wish You Knew About Sex... But will
never, ever tell you to your face!
79. “An Open Letter To Every Man Who Has Ever Faced The Horrible
Sting Of Rejection When Asking A Woman Out On A Date: At Last,
There’s A Revolutionary New System That Actually Gets Beautiful
Women To Chase You Down And Beg For Dates! Introducing Dating
Magic: How To Easily & Effortlessly Attract All The Women You
Could Possibly Handle Even If You’re Not Rich & Good Looking!”
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A Bonus For You - 16 MORE Classic Headlines!
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80. Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
81. Why Some People Almost Always Make Money In The Stock Market?
82. How I Improved My Memory In One Evening
83. How I Made A Fortune With A “Fool Idea”
84. 161 New Ways To A Man’s Heart - In The Fascinating Book For
Cooks
85. Is The Life Of A Child Worth $ 1 To You?
86. They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano – But When I Began
To Play!
87. Imagine Me – Holding An Audience Spellbound For 30 Minutes
88. What Everybody Ought To Know... About This Stock And Bond
Business
89. Don’t Let Athlete’s Foot “Lay You Up”
90. 76 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Our Ad A
Few Months Ago
91. “Last Friday... Was I Scared! – My Boss Almost Fired Me!”
92. Thousands Now Play Who Never Though They Could
93. How To Do Wonders With A Little Land!
94. To People Who Want To Write – But Can’t Get Started!
95. The Crimes We Commit Against Our Stomachs
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